Monthly Archives: March 2010

A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.” The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog, “There are only nine words here. You … Continue reading →

It was really, really windy last night and I got very scared.  It makes me nervous and I pant and drool and pace.  No one except Hal can sleep.  I don’t know how Hal does it.  But she does.  Anyway, … Continue reading →

We have started work on our priority pick list for fantasy baseball.  I help. Why does the water in the bowl outside on the deck taste so much better than the water in the house?  I test it every day, … Continue reading →