Author Archives: Dave

A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.” The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog, “There are only nine words here. You … Continue reading →

It was really, really windy last night and I got very scared.  It makes me nervous and I pant and drool and pace.  No one except Hal can sleep.  I don’t know how Hal does it.  But she does.  Anyway, … Continue reading →

We have started work on our priority pick list for fantasy baseball.  I help. Why does the water in the bowl outside on the deck taste so much better than the water in the house?  I test it every day, … Continue reading →

Hello, “Years” really don’t mean anything to dogs, but you should be happy anyway.  I am.  We walked all the way to the mailbox today.  It was hard, but fun.  We saw some deer when we were almost home.  My … Continue reading →

I think if the Yankees came into my yard, I would bite them. Ha ha ha. Dave

We didn’t watch it all, the World Series.  I didn’t know I could be disappointed.  I never heard of a dog being disappointed, but I think that is what it was.  It’s sooo much more fun when that Yankee team … Continue reading →

I said I would tell you who I would like to win the baseball playoffs.  It is a few days later I think, but I will tell you anyway.  I liked the Twins, but they lost to that really Bad … Continue reading →

It is the last day of the season (except for game 163 on Tuesday in MN).  A sad day.  It is cold here today and a little damp, just right for ball playing.  I do not know why there is … Continue reading →

We watch baseball on TV every day.  I like it.  Last night the Rockies-Brewers game was on.  Top of the 9th, Houston Street pitching, 2 on, score was 5-2 Rockies.  The people said wouldn’t it be funny if he allowed … Continue reading →

Hello, I haven’t been talking to you for awhile because I’ve been a little bummed. Last summer, I had a problem with my back, and it made me not walk so good.  I think they called it FCE.  It was … Continue reading →